How did Scrooge win the football game? The ghost of Christmas passed.
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite.
What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations? Tinsillitis!
What do you call a snowman who vacations in the tropics? A puddle.
Why was the snowman looking through the carrots? He was picking his nose.
How is Christmas exactly like your job? You do all the work and some fat guy in a suit gets all the credit.
What happened to the man who stole an Advent Calendar? He got 25 days.
How does Christmas Day end? With the letter Y!
What do you get when you combine a Christmas tree with an iPad? A pineapple.
I asked my wife what she wanted for Christmas. She told me that nothing would make her happier than a diamond necklace. So I bought her nothing.
A gingerbread man went to the doctorâs complaining of a sore knee. The doctor asked him. âHave you tried icing it?â
How do you wash your hands over the holiday? With Santatizer.
Why is Santa afraid of getting stuck in a chimney? He has Claus-trophobia.